Dutchboy101 Pathetic
Number of posts : 2270 Age : 53 Location : San Antonio, TX Rig : Jeep specs. : 37's and stuff Registration date : 2008-04-03
| Subject: Wife!!! Thu 08 May 2008, 7:21 pm | |
| A man and his wife were driving on the highway one night when he got pulled over by the cops for speeding.
The cop walks up and informs the man of his unlawful deed.
"I never speed," says the man.
The wife chimes in, "Oh yes you do - all the time!"
The man says, "Dammit honey, would shut your damn mouth?"
The cop sees the man wasn't wearing his seatbelt and says, "Sir, I'm also going to issue you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt."
"I was wearing my seatbelt sir -I just took it off," says the man.
The wife chimes in again and says, "Officer, he never wears his seatbelt."
The husband says "Quit being a bitch and keep your fucking mouth shut."
The cop then asks, "Ma'am, does your husband always speak with such callous vulgarity to you like this?"
"Nah," she says, "Only when he drinks all day." | |
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. Straight off the lot
Number of posts : 47 Age : 35 Registration date : 2008-05-05
| Subject: Re: Wife!!! Thu 08 May 2008, 7:35 pm | |
| LMAO ! But I would have to get the officers attention more by killing her ! LOL :watchout: | |
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jflys yj Got No Life
Number of posts : 886 Age : 32 Location : katy Rig : 93 YJ Registration date : 2008-04-27
| Subject: Re: Wife!!! Thu 08 May 2008, 7:42 pm | |
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jkx0778 Pathetic
Number of posts : 2490 Age : 46 Location : San Antonio, TX Rig : 2008 unlimited specs. : in progress Registration date : 2008-01-29
| Subject: Re: Wife!!! Thu 08 May 2008, 8:33 pm | |
| good one | |
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CRUX Forum-ban-hammer-er
Number of posts : 3197 Age : 51 Location : San Antonio, Texas Rig : 2007 JK RUBI unlimited specs. : 3.5 Rock Krawler X-factor mid arm Registration date : 2008-01-24
| Subject: Re: Wife!!! Thu 08 May 2008, 11:26 pm | |
| probly a true story | |
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HippyJeepChick Poster child
Number of posts : 283 Age : 54 Rig : 08 Red Rock Jeep Wrangler specs. : 2 1/2 lift, Rugged Ridge Bumper, RockRash LightBar, Registration date : 2008-05-06
| Subject: Re: Wife!!! Fri 09 May 2008, 4:51 pm | |
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Renee10 Pathetic
Number of posts : 2515 Location : San Antonio, Texas Rig : 2007 Stone White 2-Door Registration date : 2008-01-27
| Subject: Re: Wife!!! Fri 09 May 2008, 10:39 pm | |
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