an apology

i would like to apologize to any one i may have upset with my flaming in the last few days

it was all in good fun, just so yall know i bout fell outta my chair while writing them

i ran out of cigerettes, extenze and brazilian transexual porn........and i had rectal itching real bad

but anyhow...sorry for pissing anyone off

Anger management classes seem to be working out for you G.




fucker.

wow rectal itching.....Oh boy does anyone know of a good divorce lawyer?

That's why he's been asking to drive your jeep.

redneckhouston wrote:

brazilian transexual porn........

Can I just Google that or what??? Is that a pay site? Do they take Visa????

Oh wait......nevermind....

I saw a commercial awhile back that may help you with your rectal itching. I was sitting in my favorite chair and this guy came on the tv and asked if you had Monkey Butt. They were selling a product called Monkey Butt Powder that may pertain to your rectal itching. I actually looked it up in the computer to see if it was real or just maybe a saturday night live kinda thing.. Its a real product. lol

i was sitting on my bean bag chair, naked, eating cheetos, the other nite. this man came on tv hes said " its 1am, are you alone?" i said yess

he said " are you sitting in a bean bag chair, naked?"
i said " wow, yes i am"
he said " are you eatting cheetos?"
i said "yes, sir"

at this point i was in awe

then he said"do you feel the urge to write a check for $1000 to the church of the living waters?"

i said " close"
for a minute i thought he was talking to me!!!!!

the next morning i almost had to go to doctor........my dick was orange......scared the shit outta me.............then i remembered the cheetos!!!!!!!!


<-----------a pointless post just for ya'll's amusement

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Ron white...........Classic

Was it Billy Mayes screaming at you to wonderputty your broke orange junk backtogether, and hit it with some oxyclean? You passed the test glasshopper!

actually, I think it must have been that screaming Sham-Wow guy with the fake headset.

BTW- WTF is that guy trying to prove by wearing that headset???

He's speaking directly to G

apparently he is not the only dude on the block that digs cheetos....