LOOK OUT SA

jkx0778 wrote:

sorry todd, i just say this thread now, 1 am sunday morning.

the closest gun shop to DT wld have been drury's on 37 south & hotwells blvd

best breakfast, Martinez taco house AKA taco martinez on old hwy 90 (west commerce & general mc mullen). damn good food... damn good.

maybe next time ur in town we'll get together and hit up both places. nothing like breakfast and guns

Sounds great. I love SA. Besides Corpus, thats where I would be able to live. It would be hard to leave the farm, but SA or Corpus would do it. Or Rio Grande City, but its so hard to find jobs there.

sorry todd, i just say this thread now, 1 am sunday morning.

the closest gun shop to DT wld have been drury's on 37 south & hotwells blvd

best breakfast, Martinez taco house AKA taco martinez on old hwy 90 (west commerce & general mc mullen). damn good food... damn good.

maybe next time ur in town we'll get together and hit up both places. nothing like breakfast and guns

Mr.RonGilbert wrote:

well that sucks! I hope she gets to feeling better real soon.



And what was that about a VG look alike contest....

:conspiracy:

well that sucks! I hope she gets to feeling better real soon.



And what was that about a VG look alike contest....

Naw, I'm sitll in Crosby.

Claudina cancelled her interviews this morning and afternoon and is coming back home.

Her cold is worse, so she is gonna come home early.

I think he hanging around the riverwalk waiting for the Vida Guerra look-a-like contest to open

hey Skoal - you in SA now? Saw that you were online.... are you killing time until the strip club opens or do you just miss us that much?


Hopefully the weather is nice - suck here.

aww come on a Baby with a stripper ........you know the one that already has one of Cody's babies..........That would be cool admit it then you and cody would almost be related you would be baby daddy's in law

or somethin like that

A baby?? uh, no.

The conversation went something like this......

"After we get married, we can have a baby if you want. I can have another child".

"Who are you talking to? You must have a mouse in your pocket because I know your not talking to me"

The closest I want to get to having a baby is buying stuff off of Babie-R-Us.........

skoalman wrote:

Well, change of plans.

Instead of tonight, I am going to leave early tomorrow morning.

Both of them are sick, and the less time I spend in the sick room the better........

HA! They just told you that so you wouldn't come tonight. Meanwhile they are headed for a male strip club

CRUX wrote:

And if you're really lucky Todd, she might suprise you with a baby!

OOOP!

Well, change of plans.

Instead of tonight, I am going to leave early tomorrow morning.

Both of them are sick, and the less time I spend in the sick room the better........

MudHound wrote:

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The gal you took toobing.

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jeeperjennie wrote:

if you want a good stripper to drop in at your hotel Room Cody has just the Girl for ya....She was not too skinny and had some boobs small but she had boobs...........

Terrahawk should remember her......she clutched onto him for dear life when we had that bad Raft Crash on the river last year.

Remember Cody's stripper Jody?

Anyhow I bet you'd even get a discount on lap dances from her....you know since you know Cody so well and all.....lol

And if you're really lucky Todd, she might suprise you with a baby!

if you want a good stripper to drop in at your hotel Room Cody has just the Girl for ya....She was not too skinny and had some boobs small but she had boobs...........

Terrahawk should remember her......she clutched onto him for dear life when we had that bad Raft Crash on the river last year.

Remember Cody's stripper Jody?

Anyhow I bet you'd even get a discount on lap dances from her....you know since you know Cody so well and all.....lol

Sweet.

Thanks everyone for the hints and tips.

Its nice to have friends I can count on, especially to answer the phone and come pay my bond if they have to........

So it looks like Mi Tierra for breakfast and goldfish fillets for lunch. But that second answer from jonsjeep really concerns me. I will have to do some investigating on that....LOL.

west side breakfast taco are the best. 2 for a $1 at texas meat market on Culebra. ask for the machocado, but don't ask what's in it.

the strippers in SA are too skinny and most have no boobs.

sa does not have valet parking. if you give someone your keys, kiss the jeep g-bye

we have great fishing at Calaveras lake, just don't eat the fish. they will poison you to death.

Richard or Crux or Johnny can show you the best places for guns, tanks, missles, whatever...

FISHING LURES....$25

COUPLE OF EXTRA AR-10 MAGS & AMMO.....$80

G-STING FUNDAGE.....$220

VALET PARKING.....NOT VALIDATED-$20

POKER FUNDS LOST.....$460

CHORIZO BREAKFAST.....$22

GETTING YOU ASS CHEWED OUT IN SPANISH WHILE BEING PUMMELED THE ENTIRE DRIVE HOME.....PRICELESS

1) Can you actually fish at the River Walk??......
sure, whale tails are abundant

2) Are there any gun stores close by??
not that i know of

3) What time do the topless clubs open??....
noon i think.

4) Do I lose points if I valet park the Jeep??
yep, why would you not want to drive your Jeep for every possible second!?!?

5) Is there any place to play Texas Hold'Em??
been answered

6) Where can I get a real breakfast, like chorizo con huevo?
mi tierra or find a tink-a taco

TxCrawler wrote:

Do you know of any local spots to play cards Todd, I know of one in Pasadena, but that's it

Oh, we HAVE to do that......

By the way, I got the new Mopar rear clip in today. It took me and three mules to get it on....LOL.

That thing will never come off. No, really. It will never come off. Works great, but it is on there...

Skoalman, the best breakfast I've had is at Mi Tierra's in market Square... Maybe the locals may know of something better.


Do you know of any local spots to play cards Todd, I know of one in Pasadena, but that's it

with all that said......YOU, SIR, HAVE GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST FUCKIN REDNECK I'VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING


and im a better man just by knowing you [/quote]

Thank you sir. Coming from you, thats a big complement..... :youtheman:

skoalman wrote:

1) Can you actually fish at the River Walk??...... <----sure use a coke can, some line and tortillas as bait
2) Are there any gun stores close by??<------you will still be in texas , gotta be some close by
3) What time do the topless clubs open??.... <------ahhh, fish tacos in the ol S.A. , ask cody
4) Do I lose points if I valet park the Jeep??<-----yes, most definatly
5) Is there any place to play Texas Hold'Em?? Maybe a home game?<----paging the dutch man
6) Where can I get a real breakfast, like chorizo con huevo? The real stuff, not that BS Taco Bell crap

Thoughts, suggestions......

with all that said......YOU, SIR, HAVE GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST FUCKIN REDNECK I'VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF MEETING


and im a better man just by knowing you