What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:
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> 1- Remove your lap top from its bag
> 2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully
> 3- Turn on
> 4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
> 5- Turn on the Internet
> 6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze
upwards to the skies as if in prayer
> 7- Take a deep breath and open this site
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http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html>
> 8- Observe the facial expression of your neighboring obnoxious
passenger