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PostSubject: Admit it: You want those seats   Admit it: You want those seats Icon_minitimeWed 14 Oct 2009, 3:39 pm
http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russian-suv-features-diamonds-whale-penis-leather

I just wanna know where I can get whale penis leather. Nothin' says hard-core-wheeler like ridin' on cocksoft.

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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Admit it: You want those seats Icon_minitimeWed 14 Oct 2009, 3:57 pm

Quote :
Q. "How do you circumcise a whale?"
A. "Send down four skin-divers"

LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Admit it: You want those seats Icon_minitimeWed 14 Oct 2009, 7:00 pm
That is funny.... how ghey do you have to be to pay that much money just to sit on a whale d!ck? That takes it to a whole new level.


I accidentally sit on my nuts sometimes..... and that is not comfortable at all...
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akonius
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Admit it: You want those seats Icon_minitimeWed 14 Oct 2009, 7:02 pm
Admit it: You want those seats WhalePenis1
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Admit it: You want those seats Icon_minitimeWed 14 Oct 2009, 7:08 pm
The phrase "hung like a horse" has been significantly reduced to "meh" status.... now "hung like a blue whale".... that is a compliment.








(I am hung like a stud field mouse)
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Admit it: You want those seats Icon_minitimeWed 14 Oct 2009, 11:21 pm
i hear that blue whales are hung like chuck norris
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the sound of splitting hairs hurts my ears...
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Admit it: You want those seats Icon_minitimeThu 15 Oct 2009, 1:00 am
Mr.RonGilbert wrote:
I accidentally sit on my nuts sometimes..... and that is not comfortable at all...

LMAO!
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Admit it: You want those seats Icon_minitimeThu 15 Oct 2009, 10:36 am
ugh...

OK - here's a REAL blue whale's johnson...Snopes has nothing on this pic...

Admit it: You want those seats Anton1

...when you look at the comparison, I guess you'd get around 1 seats material from that unit! SO...to do an entire interior...what are we talkin...3-4 Johnsons?!? Admit it: You want those seats Icon_eek
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PostSubject: Re: Admit it: You want those seats   Admit it: You want those seats Icon_minitimeThu 15 Oct 2009, 4:21 pm
yup...whale shark
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