mother in law

Mine has decided to move to Texas from Nevada and of coarse she has decided to come live with us till she gets her own place...well first it was suppose to be only for two weeks but its been a month so far. She just drove me over the edge today... she drinks a gal of water every day and she was buying her own water untill today when she said the 5 gal water dispenser was out and I just filled it the other day and with that she drank of my single bottles of water so WTF so I guess I got to drink tap water...........

she drinks a gal....I thought it was going to be vodka or something...but water...lol

the fix...you keep your bottled water and just fill the 5 gal with a water hose water...have a couple stored on hand somewhere



EDIT: if thats the only issue you have...count your blessing

justinajeep wrote:

so I guess I got to drink tap water...........

aww, i'm so sorry Nancy......maybe you could filter the big bad tap water thru your thong

I would start filling the 5gal container littlle at a time or put booze in my water bottles that would kill 2 birds w/ 1 stone.

...I don't want to let this thread go...but I don't know what to say without being a total ass


fawking water!

put a bottle of visine in the 5gal tank..... then tell everyone else it is off limits. Grab a cold beer and sit back and watch the show.







I'm kidding of course..... that would be terrible.

Banned for having to drink tap water.....oh sorry wrong thread.

Oh shit...I'm still laughing over here...f'n water...come on...pantsy ass...edit nm

but thanks for honest to God good laugh tonight

Water ?!? You are complaining about her drinking up all your water? Seems to me that you and your wife (her daughter) owe her that water and all the water she could drink for the rest of her life!

I am not trying to be rude but come on!

Was your wife adopted or is this her REAL mother?

Lets see!

Mother go through 5-24 hours trying to push your ass out of their Fawking crotch...which is not easy trust me I have done it!

Then Mothers wake up at all hours of the night to feed and wipe your little asses, Oh did I mention they paid for the food, diapers, and wippies!

Then for the next 18 years they paid for your electricity, water, food, clothes, toys, cars, doctor bills, prescriptions, shoes, school projects, school supplies, oh which brings me to the late night runs to the walmart, you know the trips where you told your parents last min. that you had a project due the next day. They shuttle you to and from school, have to go to horrible teacher meetings.

Oh yes they shuttle you to dance class, football practice, etc....

So if you feel the need to complain about her she should have the right to bitch about your wife! What a pain in the ass it was to FEED HER, bath her etc.........

RESPECT YOUR MOTHERS AND MOTHER IN LAWS!!!!!!!!!!!

This is why I think this next generation should be sterilized and not allowed to reproduce! They have no respect for the People who made us who we are and Kept pour ASSES ALIVE for the first 18 years!

Said my .02 cent NOW PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE learn from this or go get you balls clipped!

The Water here taste like it from the lake.....its not good old houston water

I could say other things that piss me off about her being here but my luck she would visit this site and read them

..britta (sp) is your friend sir

ok so if you mother in law came and lived with you for a year you would be ok with it?

cause the last time she lived with us was for a year..........

but that wasn't the prob in your post...the prob was water...and that what was funny to me

IF my mother-in-law, hell even my mother...I love both of'em but I think I would be 1 drunk MF'r....and it wouldn't be because of water

justinajeep wrote:

The Water here taste like it from the lake.....its not good old houston water

Houstons water does come from a lake.......i would guess yours does too

houston public works wrote:

Water rates must cover the cost of acquisition, treatment and delivery
of water to your tap. Total production of water averages 392 millions
gallons per day. About 75% of treated drinking water comes from the
San Jacinto River through Lake Conroe and Lake Houston and the
Trinity River through Lake Livingston to our major surface water
treatment plants before reaching your home and others in our 600 square
mile service area. The remaining 25% comes from groundwater wells.
Houston has gradually reduced the percent of water extract from
beneath the ground in order to reduce subsidence in our neighborhoods;
however surface water is more expensive to treat and deliver to our
customers.

my prob is her living here the water is just more fuel to the fire

justinajeep wrote:

ok so if you mother in law came and lived with you for a year you would be ok with it?

Yes I would, I may not always see eye to eye with her but she gave birth to the man I love! She took care of him as a child. And if there ever comes a time when I have to take care of her I will be there!

My Mother is Crazy totally Crazy and Drives me CRAZY! But when the time comes for me to take care of her once again I will be there!

I have great respect for what Mothers do for their Children and think that their Children should do the same for them!

justinajeep wrote:

ok so if you mother in law came and lived with you for a year you would be ok with it?

TxRubiRig wrote:

but that wasn't the prob in your post...the prob was water...and that what was funny to me

TxRubiRig wrote:

IF my mother-in-law, hell even my mother...I love both of'em but I think I would be 1 drunk MF'r....and it wouldn't be because of water

if my mother in law lived with me, the only reason i would need water , would be to make ice for the cocktails i would drown myself in until she left

wow

Justin I don't mean to Jump your ass, but I just see mothers as a blessing instead of a pain. If you tried to see the good in her you might be able to get along better.