obituaries don't you hate them? Must Read!!!!!!!

OK as some of you know G and I have had a lot of family deaths this year. Everytime we read the Obits we talk about what they should have said what they shouldf not have said. they always list every family member that passed before them and so on. they never say what the person passed away from or who the person really was.

So we started talking about it again today cause the man who runs the hardwear store G shops at passed away. So G said he wanted us to sit down and write ours now so that when we pass they say what we want them to.

SO I wrote his and he is writing mine! I can not wait to see what he wrote lol

Here's what I wrote for him!

It was kinda morbid but fun so feel free to jump in and write your own and post it up!



Georges Obit:


George Collins, will be laid to rest on July 18th 2070. George was a loving Husband, Father, and friend. He is survived by his loving wife Jennie Collins. George was active in various automotive originations. He had the need for speed. George left this earth doing what he loved he passed away in Moab, Utah after he hit a canyon wall going aprox 105 miles per hour. He amazed the offroad community when he took first place at King of the Hammers this year. He was the fist person to have ever won the race at the age of 94. We have built a shock creet memorial at the entrance to the cemetery, you will be able to enter on the regular drive way or Crawl the course to the parking area. He will be greatly missed. The memorial service with be held in Edge Texas where he will be laid to rest with his family

That is funny.

Jennie, what you gonna say if G writes your date in as loving wife died july 12, 2011 by on unforeseen event? lol
I noticed you were very generous in letting G live to 94+

mine....

Well yes he was a procrastinator, but look here...he finally got around to doing it and will now be laid to rest on the xx day of xx of 20xx. He'll now be watching you from above.

jeeperjennie wrote:

George left this earth doing what he loved he passed away in Moab, Utah after he hit a canyon wall going aprox 105 miles per hour.

Sounds like Geo left with a Darwin Award.

Today George Collins, age 94, died from constant nagging from his wife about putting the damn brakes and tires back on her jeep.... he will be missed. Can anyone please put her damn jeep together before it kills someone else...

Timothy VanDeWiele, passed away on Nov. 2, 2012 . Timothy passed away from a massive heart attack when he found out Obama won his second term in the white house. Timmy, as he was known by his friends and family. He was a funny little man and wonderful father and loving son and brother. He had many hobbys, too many to list! He will be laid to rest on Nov. 4th 2012 at 3pm. Due to Timmay spending too much money on his Jeep he was unable to afford a proper barial. The Memorial service will be helled at the Residence of George and Jennie Collins he will be barried next to RockRash4x4's Shop.

Timmay wrote:

Today George Collins, age 94, died from constant nagging from his wife about putting the damn brakes and tires back on her jeep.... he will be missed. Can anyone please put her damn jeep together before it kills someone else...

now thats funny. lol

Timmay wrote:

Today George Collins, age 94, died from constant nagging from his wife about putting the damn brakes and tires back on her jeep.... he will be missed. Can anyone please put her damn jeep together before it kills someone else...

LMAO!!!

Timmay for the win!

OK come on guys I do not see you writing your own!

Too funny....

All I can think about is My funeral, and the conversations...This Beer is cold and Who gets the Pit, The Jeeps, The tools.... and my wife saying "Who has the most money?"

potlickinpirate wrote:

Too funny....

All I can think about is My funeral, and the conversations...This Beer is cold and Who gets the Pit, The Jeeps, The tools.... and my wife saying "Who has the most money?"

Leave me that old Bronco

Twylla Sue Childers passed away on october 2nd 2010 due to a heart attack caused by a massive orgasm. Suffice to say, she died doing what she loved. She is survived by four children and one very satisfied husband.

The viewing will be this saturday (with a closed casket as the mortuary spokesman said they couldn't get her toes uncurled, or the silly grin off of her face).

GULF COAST PIRATE wrote:

Twylla Sue Childers passed away on october 2nd 2010 due to a heart attack caused by a massive orgasm. Suffice to say, she died doing what she loved. She is survived by four children and one very satisfied husband.

The viewing will be this saturday (with a closed casket as the mortuary spokesman said they couldn't get her toes uncurled, or the silly grin off of her face).

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Lol Y'all are crazy Jenn, I'm too drugged up to post fantasy obituaries, will have to followup later.

haha those were great! You guys are funny!

Keep um comin!

No time for a long drawn out obit. .. but most of will die long before we catch up to Jody's jeep build.

I am going to die trying (that counts if the MrsRG kills me too)

HA HA HA You are too much sometimes Kenny!!! lol Love it and I love you!!!

GULF COAST PIRATE wrote:

Twylla Sue Childers passed away on october 2nd 2010 due to a heart attack caused by a massive orgasm. Suffice to say, she died doing what she loved. She is survived by four children and one very satisfied husband.

The viewing will be this saturday (with a closed casket as the mortuary spokesman said they couldn't get her toes uncurled, or the silly grin off of her face).