Is it okay to poke another person's taco?

Nowadays, you can't take some people anywhere. For instance, today I was at Taco Bell with Marcus from River City Offroad. We ordered our tacos and stood by waiting for our food to arrive. We had numbers 105 and 106. Order 104 was called and Marcus waltzes right up to the counter and starts poking all the tacos laid out before him and looks around like "hey, these aren't soft tacos." I mean, not a slight touch but a POKE POKE POKE. Hey, what you want to do with your own taco is fine by me brother but this was another dude's taco! I mean, come on, poking another guy's taco is unacceptable. And to top it off, right as he finishes poking the last taco, the rightful taco owner walks up and is like "gawd dang holmes." Marcus knew he was caught and just slinked back in line. No guilt, no apology, nothing.

I used to think Marcus was a pretty good guy but I now know to be mindful around him and for Pete's sake, keep your tacos away from him.

LMAO!!!!

I can't stop laughing about this man! I thought I was going to die at the hands of a man with a spork!

Is there anything sacred anymore? The only thing that saves Marcus' A$$ is the fact that Taco Bell tacos cannot actually be classified as food. If it had been somewhere like Las Palapas, Taco Cabana, Chacho's, etc, we could be awaiting a funeral right now instead of lol.

I'll be sure to keep my eyes on Marcus during the next group event .

And I had my mind all ready for the gutter....Pfft!

DOnt you know you never poke another man's TACO!!

CRUX wrote:

And I had my mind all ready for the gutter....Pfft!

Me too. I was expecting something completely different.

The shame Marcus.... the shame...



and be careful where you get your tacos..

New screen name

"Taco poker"

you said poker

I have a feeling I'll never live this down...

I swear I cracked on of those tacos. I went from mad at Taco Bell for screwing up my order to confused to scared to embarrassed within a very short period of time.

We should stay away from there for a couple of days.

I'm just glad you guys weren't waiting on soup. Fingering someone else's soup is really not right.

Violating someone's taco is not cool.

Hell, taco bell.... I'd poke it too!

Good thing it was just a guy waiting in line.... Think how bad it would have been if you'd poked his wife's taco....

matinau wrote:

Good thing it was just a guy waiting in line.... Think how bad it would have been if you'd poked his wife's taco....

Matt, you're right! It would have gotten ugly really quickly.

I don't care how good of a taco it is, keep your hands to yourself!