Getting Ready

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.


The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America !
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But then you gotta go to this link and watch this video guys its funny as hell and its the hardest Ive laughed in a while. You gotta look at all of Rodney Carringtons Videos though

oops heres the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E_YTrTtLPE

Well I will be outside with buckets of COLD water to douse the ladies since it`ll be pretty hot out.

Ill be ooutside with my video camera or should I buy a professional camera with better quality??/

just something with a killer zoom

haha Steve I hope your neighbors are ready and I hope we have enough beer........Adam maybe you should come to Houston for the 4th! I'll be more then happy to get rid off your terrorists !

I don't care if the neighbors are ready or not.... I'M READY!!!

jeeperjennie wrote:

haha Steve I hope your neighbors are ready and I hope we have enough beer........Adam maybe you should come to Houston for the 4th! I'll be more then happy to get rid off your terrorists !

If I come, I`ll be bringing a whole bus load of terrorists . You can jog around the bus about 500 times, and then they can blow themselves up while we douse you with the cold water.

y'all are so silly

HippyJeepChick wrote:

y'all are so silly

You joining in the american dream?

never run naked in your own neighborhood; go to any neighborhood that is not near your own and you don't know anyone.

HippyJeepChick wrote:

never run naked in your own neighborhood; go to any neighborhood that is not near your own and you don't know anyone.

Yeah, she's a keeper

HippyJeepChick wrote:

never run naked in your own neighborhood; go to any neighborhood that is not near your own and you don't know anyone.

With every snottynosed kid runnin' around with a cell these days, you might think twice about that. That being said, we`re pretty country around here. Not too many folks even have televisions.

I think it should be the guys that strip down and run around scaring off the terrorist...hell a bunch of naked men is enough to scare anyone. And us ladies can sit, drink beer and support our country

I don`t know...there might be a lot more tripping over certain items if we do it

I'm with Jennie on this one! :agreed: