TOP 10 REASONS TO DATE / MARRY A CHICK WITH A JEEP

Top 10 Reasons to date/marry a chick with a Jeep

10. You won't have to share your Jeep with her.

9. Weather permitting, she prefers driving topless.

8. Since she is obviously not into creature comforts, she will be Low Maintenance.

7. She can probably perform her own Jeep maintenance, so you won't have to.

6. She won't bitch when you are out working on your Jeep.

5. She probably has her own tools.

4. She likes it rough and bumpy.

3. She can take your Jeep in for warranty work, and they won't ask her a single question, even with that 4" lift and those 33" Super Swampers.

2. She will usually buy you Jeep parts for gifts, and expect the same in return.

And the NUMBER ONE reason to date/marry a chick with a Jeep:

1.

Plenty of spare parts waiting to be stripped from her Jeep when she's not looking

I can vouch for all, except: Plenty of spare parts waiting to be stripped from her Jeep when she's not looking

My jeep has more spare parts than hers LOL. But I am taking a liking to all her pink accessories :mischievious:

i thought you looked like you were smiling a little too much in that pic of you in her jeep. :conspiracy:

N2rock wrote:

But I am taking a liking to all her pink accessories :mischievious:

:morethen:

Im glad Steve is finally coming out it.


:jk: