Heart problems & modern technology

Aint modern technology grand??? I mean how else could I type this while sitting in my room on the 10th floor of Dunn Tower at the Methodist Hospital in Houston? Its either this to keep from getting bored or cry about being in this damn place. After 5 hours in the ER, I might cry.....but the Latina nurses are so hooooot...

I guess I did have to much fun on the trails....LOL.

We will see tomorrow what the tests show....I can tell you right now what the Doc is gonna say.........Lose weight and quit dipping.

Oh JOY.....what fun we will have then......bastards......LOL.

I hope your OK and if the doc gives you something to make you quit dippen let me know.

I think the only thing that can make me quit dippin tonite is a bunch of hookers showing up in my room......kinda tuff to explain to the wife tho.......

She is gonna be here any minute with Sprite Zero, so the evening is not gonna be a total loss....unless they have to cut me open tomorrow.....

That would suck....

What do they think is going on?

Wow Todd, I knew you looked awful this weekend, but you always look like that
Hate to here your in the Hosp..Keep us posted and let us know if you need anything.
Hope all is OK

I had some pretty good chest pain at work this morning...and went to see the company nurse.

She took my BP, saw I was kinda red and sweaty, and told me to get my butt to the ER. There was no way I was gonna go in an ambulance, so I drove myself.....dumbass....LOL.

The bad thing is, Claudina had contest today. So not only did she have to deal with going on stage and performing with the band, but her big dumbass husband was ready to flop out.....LOLOL.

I sure hope she gets here soon with my Diet Sprites.....

Damn it Todd,
I hope it's nothing serious, sending well wishes your way

My prayers are with you.

Thanks Guys.

Just had Nurse Cutie #5 come by my room. Seems I am up for a "Clinical Trial" for chest pain. They might not do the stress test on me. Just this new type of heart test where they stick me in a tube and scan me like on Star Trek..supposed to be albel to see all the little heart veins...kinda like an MRI. The best part is, its all free.....unless of course I die, then Claudina gets all the money....LOLOLOL.

Damn Bud! I sure hope you get better and get your ass out of there (despite the cute nurses).

crap Todd !!! i hope everything turns out to be ok. like you ate too much spicy mexican food and just got bad heartburn

how the hell did you get cute nurses in a hospital ? everytime i've been in one, whether for myself or visiting someone, never EVER seen cute nurses.... tho i've heard rumors they exist.... damn and they must ALL be in houston !!!

Maybe they need to assign some ugly nurses to you. All those hot nurses running in and out of your room cant be good for your heart.

Hope all turns out well. Keep us posted.

I heard that they did a heart scan and there was nothing found..... as in no heart....

I hope that everything goes OK - the fact that you are there is 99% of the battle - too many don't get a second chance. I was lucky - my dad listened to his body (almost the same story as yours) and had quad bypass surgery which saved his life and has allowed me to have some more time with a great dude!!!!

No doubt that they will get you squared away and back in your Jeep real soon.



(ok I was going to do what we did to each other when I was in the Army and say "if you croak we are splitting your chit" but didnt think that it would be appropriate.... )

damn todd, i dont know what to say, except get better.......

theres still mucho brazilian porn to look at............

and RG , we aint spliting his chit, I'm head3ed down there right now with a couple of strippers and a ....ummm...."revised" copy of his will for him to sign

I call Faker you just wanted to see some hot nurses since you could not find any Home Depot Scammers last night......LoL

Get better man

Thanks everyone.

My doc just showed up.....he is a great guy and better cardiologist.....when he says hop around here, they ask how high.

He thinks everything will be fine, but wants to run some tests just to be sure. I just hate damn needles.

I guess im a hospital wuss just like I'm a wheeling wuss.

This was probably brought on by all the Brazallian tranny porn I've been looking at, and its all Georges fault.........and now if I croak off, I bet he wants my .308......

Wish I had my camera to take nurse babe pics so Richard would believe me...but there are some hotties here.....maybe I can get one to give me a sponge bath, I am a heart patient, right.????

Anyway, as soon as I find out what the deal is, I will let everyone know.

Thanks again to all for the kind and funny words....keeps me from getting depressed in here.

Even tho Methodist is a nice place, its still a hospital.

Hope yu feel better soon Todd!

Todd, i wish you well. please post as soon as you hear something.

once you quit dipping, maybe you can change your username to "the driver formaly known as skoalman"

p.s. i didn't know you were on diet sprite. i hope the fully leaded sprite i got for you wasn't too strong.

I called the hospital and spoke with your doc. I was informed that hottie nurse # 4,5, 8, & 11 will be giving you enema's every 20 minutes starting in the morning. That should clear you right up.

Hope you feel better soon bud.

CRUX wrote:

I called the hospital and spoke with your doc. I was informed that hottie nurse # 4,5, 8, & 11 will be giving you enema's every 20 minutes starting in the morning. That should clear you right up.

Hope you feel better soon bud.

(he might actually like it)

Mr.RonGilbert wrote:

CRUX wrote:

I called the hospital and spoke with your doc. I was informed that hottie nurse # 4,5, 8, & 11 will be giving you enema's every 20 minutes starting in the morning. That should clear you right up.

Hope you feel better soon bud.

(he might actually like it)

Yeah, depending on the size of the applicator :smilieinabottl

CRUX wrote:

I called the hospital and spoke with your doc. I was informed that hottie nurse # 4,5, 8, & 11 will be giving you enema's every 20 minutes starting in the morning. That should clear you right up.

Hope you feel better soon bud.

That is funny!!!

But seriously Todd, i hope all is well and that you'll be Jeeping, dipping and watching tranny porn again soon.
Give my best to Claudina.

Any news or updates

Ok, they released me and I am home now.

Let me tell you, that nuclear stress test is a bunch of BS. I have never, EVER, felt so bad in my life. When that stuff hits your veins, it makes you feel bad, FAST. To make it worse, I was on a treadmill when they stuck that stuff into me. The good news is it only last for 4 minutes, but wow, what a crappy 4 minutes.

The good news is they did not see anything during the test and the pictures came back ok. So I have no blockages. The bad news is my goofy little heart beat is gonna need some meds to correct. That, and my cholesterol is way high. More meds. No biggy tho, the workout regimen starts tomorrow.

The doc did say I need to lose weight. Hello?? Does he know who I live with??? Flour tortillas, refried beans, chalupas, chorizo con huevo, menudo?? My life is gonna suck after this....rice cakes and diet yogurt....LOL.

Anyway, I want to thank everyone for the concern.....

I should be back to surfing brazillian tranny porn in no time....

That is the best news that I have heard all day. (except for the rice cake thing... :hypnotized:)

I gotta get some lbs off too - just having a hard time getting motivated.