I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT anything pre-1970- Anything that old belongs in a museum not on the road. Not to mention they lack the power to conquer even the average size speed bump. Nope, not gonna wave
I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT CJ’s- c’mon, CJ’s are old and out-dated. Time to move on! Daisy Dukes looked good in a CJ, you don’t. Time to update your rig. Nope, not gonna wave
I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT YJ’s- Rectangular headlights? Get real! Leaf springs? Get over it- oh, you can’t get over it because of those leaf springs. Nope, not gonna wave
I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT TJ’s- Well at least they have coil suspension. But that 4.0L engine? Give me a break. This Jeep wasn’t even good enough for the Post Office. Nope, not gonna wave
I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT LJ’s- What the hell is this abomination?! A TJ mated with an Unlimited JK? Nope, not gonna wave
I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT XJ’s- What, just because you have a solid front axle and 7 slot grill you think you have a Jeep? Guess no one ever told you that without a removable top and doors you’re just another SUV with a Jeep logo on it. Nope, not gonna wave
I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT Scramblers- Sheesh! A pickup truck? I think not!. Fail! Nope, not gonna wave
I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT MJ’s- Another damn pickup truck. Epic Fail! Nope, not gonna wave
I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT ZJ/WJ/WK- How about we just call these the “Jeep WTF”? Just another SUV to tap into the Ford Explorer market. In other words, just another Mall Crawler. Nope, not gonna wave
I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT the Compass- Where’s that Trail Ready badge? Might as well just slap a Dodge sticker on there. Nope, not gonna wave
I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT the Patriot- Just what the world needs, another cross-over vehicle. The least expensive SUV in the U.S??? There’s a good reason for that! The only thing this is crossing over is speed bumps. Nope, not gonna wave
I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT the Commander- Who ever heard of a 7 passenger Jeep?! Yeah let’s grab all our yuppie friends and go wheeling! The only thing this Jeep is good for is donor engine for JK’s. Nope, not gonna wave
I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT the Liberty- Rack & Pinion steering? IFS? Another cross-over SUV? What the hell was Jeep thinking? Nope, not gonna wave
I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT the 2dr JK’s- Sheesh, don’t these drivers realize that the JK is supposed to have 4 doors? Who in their right mind would buy a 2 door when there is a much better JK available! Nope, not gonna wave
I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT the 4dr JK’s with stock front bumper. Don’t these people know that Jeeps are supposed to have steel bumpers, not that plastic crap! Nope, not gonna wave
I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT the 4dr JK’s with tires smaller than 35”. C’mon! Get real! Get rid of those too small tires and put some real meats on there! Nope, not gonna wave
I wave at all Jeeps EXCEPT the 4dr JK’s in any color other than Jeep Green. Damn! Is it so hard to understand that Jeep Green is the only color that Jeeps should be. I mean c’mon, the word “Jeep” is right there in the color’s name! If you’re driving a 4dr JK, rolling on 35’s, with a good aftermarket bumper, but it’s not Jeep Green- Nope, not gonna wave
But I will wave at this guy! :punk: