This is why women should not take men shopping aga

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO...........

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men -- he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women -- she loved to browse.
One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares - get on it right away."
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the
antidepressants were.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" And last, but not least,
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Regards,
Wal-Mart

damn, i should try some of those

I can see the headlines now....Men of the world unite while plotting revenge aginst their spouses at local Walmarts... full story at 10:00.....

and this is y men dont go shopping with me cuz they do this kind of stuff.

haha ive got to use some of those

you know its sad to say me and jeepgirl do that kinda stuff when we go andwe are bored

How did you get my list of stuff to get my girlfriend (if I had one) to leave any store

MudHound wrote:

How did you get my list of stuff to get my girlfriend (if I had one) to leave any store

ok.........who was the stripper chick at the river???

:worthless: sorry you peaked my interest all of sudden

A drunken mistake

MudHound wrote:

A drunken mistake

Is that what your parents say to you?

stripper chick, sounds like a story there. any care to tell? :!:

haha sounds like you guys should have been at the river, strippers, water gun fights, btw our group won! and the list went on.

MudHound wrote:

A drunken mistake

would that be a drunken mistake about two years ago?????

and now she just refers to you as my babys daddy..................

+ + :smilieinabottl = :babymonkey2: :kickedout: :hiding: :slapfight: :seestars: :dunce: :duh:

hah!